Bengali Surname Issue

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http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/science-tuition-chemistry-physics-mathematics-for-iit-jee-aieee-std-11-12-pu-isc-cbse/

Biased law in favour of women

In youtube  search for Zookeeper Dezrina     you will get most videos. I say most because I do not upload all videos that I make. I have many more videos which are not in the net.

1-Subhashish-Electrostatics-2

http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/iit-jee-capacitance/

Doggy4

Casimir,Polder,Davies,Unruh,BELL,Aspect,Galileo,Mosley,Chadwick,Feynman,Schrodinger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=672a2lLgxao

ass6

Synthesizing new life forms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKxmqMH4w_A

http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/iit-jee-3d-geometry-solutions/

za-Nice-swimming-pool

http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/iit-jee-algebra/

DucklingDance

http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/iit-jee-area-problems/

http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/iit-jee-binomial-theorem/

Doggy7

http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/iit-jee-calculus/

http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/iit-jee-optics/

Eyebrow

http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/iit-jee-co-ordinate-geometry/

http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/iit-jee-complex-number/

http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/iit-jee-current-electricity-circuits/

Dhorbore

http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/iit-jee-determinant-and-matrices/

http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/iit-jee-differentiability/

DanceBuro

http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/iit-jee-electromagnetics/

http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/iit-jee-electrostatics/

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gadha2

The following Videos are available for you ( As of Now ).  These explain tricky Physics  and Mathematics Numericals.

Eventually I will try to give Videos for full course here for you.

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These covers PU ( Pre University courses, school / college ) courses, IIT JEE, AIEEE ( All India Engineering Entrance Examination ) , CET ( Combined Engineering Test ), AIPMT ( All India Pre Medical Test ), ISc ( Intermediate Science / Indian School Certificate Exam ), CBSE ( Central Board Secondary Exam ), Roorkey Joint Entrance Test Questions ( Discontinued since 2002 ), APhO ( Asian Physics Olympiad ), IPhO ( International Physics Olympiad ), IMO ( International Mathematics Olympiad ) , NSEP ( National Standard Exam in Physics ), RMO ( Regional Math Olympiad , India ), INMO ( Indian National Maths Olympiad ), Irodov Solutions, Prof. H C Verma ( Concepts of Physics ) Solutions etc.

BaloonDress1

( You can see the history of Indian Participation in various Olympiads at -> http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/indian-participation-in-ipho-icho-ibo-and-astronomy-olympiad/ )

[ In each of these videos there is at-least 1 or more errors. Please tell me about those ]

donotworklikethis

In youtube if you search as ” Dezrina ” or ” Zookeeper Physics ” you should get to see all the Uploaded videos. Though we have many more study videos.

Thanks and Regards
Zookeeper ;-D    Subhashish Chattopadhyay

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[ I suggest you see the videos starting with 1- first then starting with 2- ..... in that sequence. ]

DancingGanesh

[ Tell your friends about this link if you liked the videos ]

In case of doubts or suggestions, Please send me email at    mokshya@gmail.com

Doggy8

In youtube you can search for Dezrina as these have been uploaded with this login-id. or search for ” Zookeeper IIT JEE Physics “

Answers to -> Frequently Asked Questions ( FAQ ) [ commonly asked intelligent Questions :-)  ]

BaloonDress2

1 ) How do I prepare for IIT ?

Ans : – See the videos made by me ( in youtube search as Dezrina or “ Zookeeper Physics “ – will see all Uploaded ones. Though we have many more which have not been uploaded ). While watching the videos, take notes and try to solve the problems yourself by pausing the video. Tell me if any calculation is wrong. See the videos with 1- first then 2- and so on.  Write to IAPT Kothrud, Pune office to buy ( 150 Rs approx ) the book with previous papers of NSEP ( National Standard Exam in Physics – The 1st level ), INPhO ( Indian National Physics Olympiad – 2nd level ). Prepare with these and see how much you are scoring. You can guess your ALL INDIA rank easily from NSEP, and INPhO rank. Since 1998 the IIT JEE toppers have been mostly representing India in IPhO.

BaloonDancer

2 ) Some Videos have sound Problem … what do I do ?

Ans : – Only 4 videos have very slight sound echo problem. The same topic got covered again ( many times ) in other videos correctly. The room in which these 4 videos have been recorded had windows only on one side. That gave little bit echo problems. Also external noise of cars, auto, children shouting have randomly come in. You have to have good speakers with filters or good earphones with filters. We have checked mostly it is OK with these. ( If you are depending only on your embedded speakers of computer /screen / keyboard then there may be extra distortions. As these speakers are often not of good Quality. Also install latest KL Codecs ) In any case reduce the volume see the board, imagine sitting in the last bench and solving the problems of your own. See if your solution differs anywhere with the scribbles on the board.

Bari7

3 ) Why are you giving these ( high Quality ) lecture for free ?

Ans : Well there are lot of good things free in this world. Linux, My-SQL, Open-Office ….. Go to sourceforge and get thousands of high quality software free along with source code. Yes all officially free …. Why do you think Richard Stallman, Zimmerman, ….. etc are considered Guru philosophers ? In Punjab and Gurudwaras worldwide there are so many Langars where you get better food than Restaurants. … why ? Why do you have Dharmasalas and subsidized rest rooms near hospitals / Famous Temples / various places ? in Iftar party anyone can eat for free …  why ?  I am teaching for 20 years now and observed most students can do much better if they have the self motivation to solve and practice. Cheap books are available in second hand bookstalls, where you get thousands of Numericals to solve ….. but most students will like to blow their time going and coming for tuition, travel time …. TV for hours and hours watching cricket / Tennis games, playing computer games …. My free lectures are not going to make much difference in spending of unnecessary money for coaching ….. I know very well , how much people enjoy .. , spending unnecessarily !!    Do you know that there are NO poor / needy students in Bangalore. Sometime back I had tried to teach for IIT JEE FREE. Discussed with a few NGOs and social service guys. Arranged rooms but got only 1 student. We had informed many people in many ways to inform students …. We did not get students who are ready to learn for free. So I am sure these lectures are NOT FREE. If anyone learns from these, s/he changes and that’s the gain / benefit. This change ( due to learning ) is very costly …. Most do not want to learn ………..

In youtube  search for Zookeeper Dezrina     you will get most videos. I say most because I do not upload all videos that I make. I have many more videos which are not in the net.

Bari10

4 ) How can I get all your lectures ?

Ans : – Apart from my lectures there are approx 450GB of PCM ( Phy, Chem, Math ) lectures. It takes approx 3 years of continuous download from scattered sources. I have ( 20,000 )Thousands  of these. You can take ALL of them from me in an external 500 GB hard disk, instead of spending so much money and time again for downloading. These cover ( by Various  Professors )  everything of Chemistry, Physics, Maths… Lot of this is from outside India … as foreigners have much wider heart than Indians ( as most of GNU / open source software have been developed  by Non-Indians ). I observed the gaps in these videos, and thus I am solving IIT, APhO, Roorkey, IPhO Numericals. Videos made by me along with these videos gives a complete preparation.

Doggy5

Send me a mail at          mokshya@gmail.com          to contact me.

In youtube  search for Zookeeper Dezrina     you will get most videos. I say most because I do not upload all videos that I make. I have many more videos which are not in the net.

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5 ) How do you get benefited out of this ?

Ans :- If anyone learns we all will have better people in this world. I will have better “ YOU “.

Doggy2

6 ) Why do you call yourself a Zookeeper ?

Ans :- This is very nicely explained at http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/z00keeper-why-do-i-call-myself-a-zoookeeper/

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7 ) Where do you stay ?

Ans :- Presently I am in Bangalore.

Question-Dari-Gonf

8 ) If I need videos in a few topics can you make them for me ?

Ans :- Yes. You have to discuss the urgency with me. If I am convinced I will surely make these quickly for you and give you and ALL. I teach both Maths and Physics. So anything in these 2 subjects are welcome.

Good Friend

9 ) Why did you write an article saying there are No Poor students ?

Ans :- There are lots of NGOs and others working for rural / poor children education at lower classes. While very less effort is on for std 9 till 12. Also see the answer in question number ( 3 ) above. In last 20 years of teaching I never met a Poor child who was seriously interested in ( higher ) studies. As I have a mind / thinking of a ” Physicist “, I go by ” Experimental Observation “.

It is not about what is being said about poor in media / TV etc, or ” what it should be ” ( ? ) …. It is about what I see happening. Also to add ( confuse ? you more )…. You must be knowing that in several states over many years now girl students have better ( by marks as well as by pass percentage ) result in std 10 / Board Exams….. well but NEVER a girl student came FIRST in IIT JEE … why ? [ The best rank by a Girl student is mostly in 2 digits, very rarely in single digit ]  ????? So ????

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10 ) How much do I have to study to make it to IIT ?

Ans :- My experience of  Teaching for IIT JEE since last 20 years, tells me, Total 200 hours per subject ( PCM ) is sufficient. If you see my Maths and Physics videos, each subject is more than 200 hours. So if someone sees all the videos deligently, takes notes and remembers, …… Done.

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11 ) What is EAMCET ?

Ans :- Engineering Agriculture and Medicine Common Entrance Test is conducted by JNT University Hyderabad on behalf of APSCHE. This examination is the gateway for entry into various professional courses offered in Government/Private Colleges in Andhra Pradesh.

S-Gonf

12 ) In your videos are you covering other Exams apart from IIT ?

Ans : – Yes. See many videos made by solving problems of MPPET, Rajasthan / J&K CET, UPSEAT ( UPES Engineering Aptitude Test ), MHCET, BCECE ( Bihar Combined Entrance Competitive Examination Board ), WB JEE etc

Snake-Dari

13 ) What is SCRA ?

Ans : – Special Class Railway Apprentice (SCRA) exam is conducted by Union Public Service Commission (UPSC) board, for about 10 seats.That translates into an astonishing ratio of 1 selection per 10,000 applicants. The SCRA scheme was started in 1927 by the British, to select a handful of most intelligent Indians to assist them in their Railway Operations, after training at their Railway’s largest workshop, i.e. Jamalpur Workshop, and for one year in United Kingdom. The selected candidates were required to appear in the Mechanical Engineering Degree Exmination held by Engineering Council (London).

Thanks for your time. To become my friend in facebook  ( search me as  mokshya@gmail.com and send friend request )

Tom-and-Jerry

Read http://edge.org/responses/what-scientific-concept-would-improve-everybodys-cognitive-toolkit

Temperature-Sea Levels-CO2-etc always have been fluctuating over ages-Global Warming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMH8O9v6YaY

enjoy7

The following video is a must see for full CO2 cycle, plates of Earth, Geological activities, stability of weather
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtv_JD_I5X8

Batman

The Great Global Warming swindle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtevF4B4RtQ

Article in Nature says CO2 increase is good for the trees http://thegwpf.org/science-news/6086-co2-is-greening-the-planet-savannahs-soon-to-be-covered-by-forests.html

Ice cap variations, Temperature and humidity fluctuations nicely explained
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz-w4NWRObw

enjoy5
http://climaterealists.com/index.php?id=9752

Beard-nest

BBC documentary Crescent and Cross shows the 1000 years of fight between Christians and Muslims. Millions have been killed in the name of Religion. To decided whose GOD is better, and which GOD to follow. The fight continues. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqK-RuntywY

enjoy6

The Virus of Faith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scarHc8RA0g

enjoy2

The God delusion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVr9bJ8Sctk

Dari1

cassiopeia facts about evolution  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7tQIB4UdiY

enjoy3

Intermediate Fossil records shown and explained nicely Fossils, Genes, and Embryos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdpMrE7BdHQ

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The Rise Of Narcissism In Women  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZHKCbHGlS0

Dari2

13 type of women whom you should never court http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/relationships/man-woman/13-Women-you-should-never-court/articleshow/14637014.cms

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Media teaching Misandry in India www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M2txSbOPIo

Dari3

Summary of problems with women http://problemwithwomentoday.blogspot.in/2009/12/problem-with-women-today-what-in-hell.html
Eyeopener men ? women only exists www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZAuqkqxk9A

Dari5

Most unfortunate for men http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73fGqUwmOPg

Hand in Crocodile

Miracles for Sale http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuP5uOI7Xwc

Dari6

The Enemies of Reason http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CyMglakWoo

Each of you is an Activist in some way or other. You are trying to propagate those thoughts, ideas that you feel concerned / excited about. Did you analyze your effectiveness ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61qn7S9NCOs Culturomics can help you :-D

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Why some temples become ” FAMOUS ” ? How you can be manipulated ? Luck for others ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4mN33w5Ftw

SunboNa

see how biased women are. Experimental proof. Women are happy when they see another woman is beating a man ( see how women misbehave with men )
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlFAd4YdQks

Dari7

see detailed statistics at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lHmCN3MBMI

An eye opener in Misandry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiTaDS_X6CU

Transformation1

My sincere advice would be to be EXTREMELY careful ( and preferably away ) of girls. As girls age; statistically certain behavior in them has been observed. Most Male can NOT manage those behaviors… Domestic violence, divorce etc are rising very fast. Almost in all cases boys / males are HUGE loosers. Be extremely choosy ( and think from several angles ) before even talking to a girl. http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/save-the-male/
How women manipulate men http://www.angryharry.com/esWomenManipulateMen.htm

Dari10

Gender Biased Laws in India http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/biased-laws/

TweetyCaught

Violence against Men http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLS2E-rRynE

Tripped

Only men are victimised http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JA4EPRbWhQ

Dari11

Men are BETTER than women http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/
see  http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=T0xoKiH8JJM#!

UltoHorse

Male Psychology http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwxgavf2xWE

Maarpit

Women are more violent than men http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/women-are-more-violent-says-study-622388.html

Misandry in Media http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7U0r7vIrgM

WhiteFacedSakiMonkey

In the year 2010, 168 men ended their lives everyday ( on average ). More husbands committed suicide than wives. http://www.rediff.com/news/report/ncrb-stats-show-more-married-men-committing-suicide/20111028.htm

Machi-Dari

It is EXTREMELY unfortunate that media projects men as fools, women as superiors, Husbands as servants, and replaceable morons. In ad after ad worldwide from so many companies, similar msg to disintegrate the world is being bombarded. It is highly unacceptable misandry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq14WHkFq30

Zonkey

It is NOT at all funny that media shows violence against MEN. Some advertisers are trying to create a new ” Socially acceptable culture ” of slapping Men ( by modern city women ). We ( all men ) take objection to these advertisements. We oppose this Misandry bad culture. Please share to increase awareness against Men bashing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8ecN2rh0uU

Moch1

Are you a nice person ? Just shout Wooooooooo , Eyye Eyye and enjoy to see someone in trouble …. Extension of Milgram Experiments – In a Mob also people become cruel step by step – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scOJqyiYVtk

YesterdayX

Think what are you doing … why are you doing ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp0HIF3SfI4

zookeeper3

Every Man must know this …  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIFmQHJEG1M
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Red Nails

There are at least 6 Bengali Surnames which British could not pronounce well; and thus modified them.

These are …

Chattopadhyay => Chatterjee

Bondyopadhyay => Banerjee

Mukhopadhyay => Mukherjee

Gangopadhyay => Ganguly

Bosu => Basu

Thakur => Tagore

zookeeper1

In general these surnames can be freely exchanged.

For example I/you may call Saurav Ganguly as Saurav Gangopadhyay.

The poet/author of   ” Vande Mataram ” can be called Bankim Chandra Chattopadhyay or Bankim Chandra Chatterjee

whatever no issues ….

Well Narendra Dutta’s ( Vivekananda’s ) guru Ramkrishna Paramhansa is always known as Gadadhar Chattopadhyay.
He can be called Gadadhar Chatterjee but that would be quite unusual.

Now most people in this world do not know these details.

In case some academic degree or Birth certificate mix up happens it leads to peculiar troubles for many.

For example Many courses in Calcutta university as a tradition awards the degree in long form. But the std X or 12 marksheet /degree may be in the short form. This causes a degree mixup and leads to unnecessary hassled if traveling abroad.

Thats the reason many like me, continue to use the long form of the surname from beginning.

In India many university clerks in Maharashtra and Gujarat add to another problem traditionally. …

In these states the name of the Father is put in the middle of the name while awarding the degree.

One of my uncles had a peculiar problem. His std 10 ( matriculation ) was from Jamshedpur.

His name in certificates were written as Jogi  Chatterjee.
He did his B.Sc from Calcutta Univ and clerks ” forced ” a degree of Jogi Chattopadhyay on him.
( without asking …   without any consent ).

You know how people follow rules and traditions in Govt offices!!!

Next he did his MBA from a college in Pune. And without asking got a degree named as Jogi Nytya Chattopadhyay. Nytya being my GrandFather’s name!

For good my uncle never went to work abroad but you can guess the issues he would have had faced at various places….

May I request you to propagate this msg widely. If more people know this it reduces the hassle of explaining the issue at odd places.

List of some of the rare Bengali surnames that I have come across are -

Tar, Ghora, Ghorai, Kuila, Hati, Dinda, Simlai, Atta, Chaki, Maishal, Bera, Ganapati, Pati, Dalal, Deydalal, Dey, Aich, Bag, Baag, Bug, Bhowal, Pakhi, Ghai, Sam, Samui, Bauri, Ghorami, Kuiree, Piri, Paria, Bala, Malakar, Mal, Khanra, Pranam, Jana, Kolamuri, Kanda, Bhakta, Bhokto, Bhakto, Bonik, Bid, Kole, Kar, Sar, Sur, Soor, Kumar, Adhikari, Cosmos, Banra, Ukil, Hansda, Senapoti, Botoboyal, Hai, Sanatoni, Sonatoni, Sadhu, Khan, Sadhukhan, Bangobas, Bongobas, Sukul, Shaw, Kirtonia, Poddar, Bakshi, Bokxi, Bokshi, Bhandari, Mol, Mal, Boral, Mohonto, Mahalnobis, Bhodro, Bhadra, Barman, Barmon, Bormon, Brahmo, Bramho, Santra, Dam, Daam, Belel, Naskar, Dondo, Kobiraj, Boidyo, Manik, Paromanik, Poromanik, Bhaduri, Aikat, Aikot, Bhunia, Purokayostho, Purokayastha, Borat, Karfar, Laha, Naha, Shan, Goni, Bhor, Panja, Mitra, Mitro, Mitter, Hajra, Hajari, Nosipuri, Dastidar, Ghosh Dostidar, Maiti, Maity, Baige, Moulik, Maulik, Haldar, Mallik, Basumallik, Basak, Rudro, Rudra, Panda, Deb, Deb-Barmon, DebBorman, DebBarman, DebBormon, Guha, Guho, Varma, Verma, Palit, Sen, Sensharma, Shorma,  Sharma, Senshorma, Sengupta, Sengupto,  Sinha, Das, Sanyal, Bagchi, Ghosal, Mohotra, GauR, Chaudhury, Majumdar, Mazumdar, Dhar, Dhor, Dube, Fauzdar, Gupta, Gupto, Dasgupta, Dasgupto, Karmakar, Kormokar, Karmokar, Lal, Mahato, Chakraborty, Chakrabarty, Chokroborty, Chukerbutty, Patua, Roy, Ray, Nondi, Nandi, Munshi, Dasmunshi, Roychowdhury, Mandal, Mondol, Chando, Chandro, Bhowmik, Sil, Shil, Goswami, Senchowdhury, Rana, Lahiri, Acharya, Saha, Talapatro, Tolapatro, Bhattacharya, Parmanik, Poromanik, Baidya, Boidya, Samaddar, Modok, Modak, Upadhyay, Shikdar, Sikdar, Sett, Seth, Tribedi, Rakshit, Shashmal, Sasmol, Shasmol, Shasmal, Kundu, Pal, Palchaudhury, Palchowdhury, Palchawdhury, Baul, Malia, Bhuiya, Bhuinya, Mishra, Mishro, Nag, Shome, Karan, Thakur, Jha, Jhan, Samajdar, Pathak, Bej, Niyogi, Khasnobis, Bhanja, Bhonjo, Brahmachari, Bromhochari, Bramhachari, Banik, Chakladar, Ghatak, Tarafdar, Gunin, Manna, Pradhan, Ghosh, Ghoshchowdhury, Ghoshchawdhury, Pani, Addho, Aaddho, Dakshee, Dakshi, Guchait, Goochait, Guchaeet, Goochaeet, Guchhait, Gucchait, Tafadar, Tofadar, Tapadar, Topadar, Khaskel, Bute, Boote, Adak, Aadak, Addi, Addee, Dando, Basuthakur, Bosuthakur, Hadi, Hadee, Neeogi, Niogi, Neeogee, Niogee, Samajpoti, Samajpati, Aain, Aaeen, Koley, PahaRi, Saraswati, DaN, DuN, Gayen, Gayeen, Gayin,  Amli, Aamli, Amlee, Aamlee, Pande, Singho, Singha, Singhomohapatro, Singhamahapatra, Nikus, Neekus, Hawladar, Dolui, Doluee, Kuiti, Gargari, Debnath, Pakrashi, Majhi, Chandra, Malo, Ghorui, Shikari, Hait, Gurung, Baguli, Bagooli, Bagulee, Bagoolee, Rajguru, Paladhi, Bromhoroy, Bramhoroy, Debbhuti, DebBhooti, Parak, Dey-Parak, Shi, Chandak, Lo, Nawar, Hui, Gui, Duttagupta, Bajpayi, Soren, Som, Kanungo, Bahubalindra, Dikpati, Dhara, Siromoni, Bidyanidhi, Bhuia, Swarnakar, Sorkhel, Tarkabagish, Parrya, Fusti, Pakhira, Baen, Surabordi, Baske, Sihi, Bari, Kahali, Bedohudaya, Korgupta, Kisku, Dhara, Mandi, Fadikar, Dasmahapatra, Dol, Maicup, Maikup, Dal, Bisui, Dule, Tudu, Chalak, Dassharma, Hok, Bangal, Laya, Kunwar, Khamrui, Murmu, Mollodeb, Hatyal, Hatial, Mudi, Gargo, Bol, Ojha, Nondo, Giri, Nayek, Pramanik, Shit, Shrongi, Shorongi, Ghoshmaulik, Mejia, GuhaThakurta , Kanra, Sau, Chon, Lodh, Sutradhar, Sutrodhor, Khawas, Khaoas, Sui, Paira, Paniya, Doripa, Maschatak, Bishal, Kunjal, Kanjal, PaRui, Midda,

 

All these give rise to Interesting Bengali Names

*       Solar System…… ……… ……Surya Mondal
*       Mountaineer. ……… ……… ….Durjoy Pahari
*       Dark Cave…….. ……… ……… Ghanashyam Guha
*       Faithful Husband….. ……… ..Sushil  Nath
*       Pure Reader…… ……… ……..Nirmal Pathak
*       Sales Tax……… ……… ……… .Becharam Kar
*       Moving Wheels…… ……… ….Chakradhar Gargari
*       Bottomless Abyss……. ……..Asim Talapatra
*       Lord Servant….. ……… ……… Mahaprabhu Das
*       Luminous Moon…….. ……… Jyotirmoy Chandra
*       Group of Deer…….. ……… …Hironmoy Pal
*       Mighty Lion…….. ……… ……..Mahabir Singha
*       Universal Opinion….. ……… Jagat Roy
*       Console….. ……… ……… …….Santana Dey
*       Bamboo Craftsman… ……..Bangshi Karmakar
*       Human Faith……. ……… …….Manab Biswas
*       Sitting for Exam…….. ……… .Parikshit Basak
*       Flooded Rivers…… ……… ….Sajal Ganguly
*       Clean Container… ……… …..Sunirmal Patra
*       Clay Statue of God……… …Mrinmoy Debnath
*       Sea Sailor…… ……… ……… ..Sagar Majhi
*       Finding Lost Wealth…… ….Haradhan Pakrashi
*       Air Force……. ……… ……… …Aakash Samanta
*       State of Life…….. ……… ……Jibon Haldar
*       Interim Order……. ……… …Antara Roy

 

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List of Bengali Abuses ( Galagali – Also known as Khisti – Bangla Khisti ) –

As in most Indian languages ( or may be world wide { I am not sure } ) many of the abuses ( Galagali ) are sexually oriented. Osho ( Rajnish ) and many others had referred to this “ unfortunate “ tradition as a “ strange aberration in Human Mentality “.  Sex is a very nice, enjoying, divine and important thing. The Biology and Medical students have to study lots of intricate details to score good marks in this topic. ( I mean it is not easy to score good marks in Sex ).

Abuses are an extremely important vent for anger and human emotions. Those who resist from abuses often develop lot of suppressed anger and various emotional / Psychological complicacies. Some mild and occasional uses help to increase friendship and bonding, in contrast to be too polite and Sissy. Abuses towards enemy at the time of fight / war helps increase moral, confidence, vigor and Team-building.

The most commonly known one is Bokachoda ( almost internationally adopted by now ;-) ). [ Almost every non-Bengal person having a Bengali Friend stands extremely high probability to learn this word from that friend. ]

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Boka means fool. Chodachudi means to Fuck ( Hindi – Chudai ).  BUT I am clueless what Bokachoda actually means. Does it mean “ you are a such a fool that everyone Fucks you “ ? Or Does it mean “ you fool fucks everyone regardless of choice “ ? Or Does it mean “ you are so stupid that you can only Fuck a fool “ ?

Bhondu – Bhonda – Handa – These are mild abuses, meaning ” foolish ” ( Boka ). ” Anserine “. These are common to be used by mothers, aunties, uncles, at home. Elders know it as mild, in contrast to ” street; sexually oriented strong abuses “. There are Bengali cartoon characters named as Handa and Bhonda. These are much milder than ” Ujbuk “. Naka – Nyaka – Foolish, Used for someone who denies something which is well known / very obvious. More used for Girls than Boys. If used for Boys then means lack of personality, with foolish way of talking.

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Kabla – This is a great SURPRISE. In Sanskrit Kaibalya means ” mokshya “, ” salvation “. In many south Indian languages also this means the same. In fact there are many South Indian Girls with this name ” Kaibalya “. A person who has achieved ” mokshya ” / ” Kaibalya ” will not run around unnecessarily, will be relaxed and quite. Not if a teacher asks a question to a student and s/he can not answer and remains quite then the abuse ” Kabla ” meaning ” Boka ” is used. Now it is extended to any calm and quite guy ( very unfortunately ). Ahammok – A stronger word meaning Boka ( Foolish )

Ujbuk – Ujbook – Fool, Foolish, Boka. Originally this word may be linked to people of Uzbekistan. Not sure if someone observed them as ” foolish ” and generalized that as ” Ujbuk “. The abuse GanduGandoo also means Foolish. Gand means asshole, anus. Gandu means so foolish that anyone who asks to take him from the back, he allows….   Bekub – Bekoob – Foolish

Digor – Most often used on young boys ( age less than 11 yrs ). This means a child who has already understood / learned the intricacies of adult life such as Sex. Digor is most commonly used as “ Digor Chele “. Chele means ( small ) boy. Enchore paka – Enchor means green Jack Fruit. Paka means ripe. So literally Enchore Paka means the Green Jack fruit which got ripened … while yet small.

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Paka – A much milder version than Digor. Someone who is termed by seniors to know more than average ….. ” Is already Ripe … “.

Pond Paka – Pond means Anus. Basically means Paka unto inside and till the end.

Gyan Papi – Used for older people. Gyan means knowledge. Paap means wrong doing. So Gyan Papi means wrong doing even after having knowledge. Used for people who knows everything about cholesterol but yet eats a lot. No reduction in oil usage is seen nor any regular exercise. A person who knows everything about Economics and Finance but makes wrong investment decisions. A person who knows which teacher in which college teaches well or otherwise but puts his child in a private donation college as the child could not qualify in competition. Saab pata hai fir bhi galat karta hai. Knows drinking causes lever damage but yet drinks. Knows he has lot of “ things “ in his head yet drives bike without helmet.

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Fakkar ( Fokkor ) – From Urdu meaning vagabond. But in Bengali used to mean Bachal. Used for someone who comments and gives unsolicited opinion in front of Elders. ( This word is no way related to Fucker or Fuckker is what I think, at least the meaning does not imply so….. but do you think the words may be related ? ). In several North Indian languages Bachal means a person who talks too much. Fazil – Fakkar, Bachal. Fazlamo – Fajlamo – The act of a Fazil guy. The ” Unsolicited Opinion “.

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Foffor-Dalal – The word foffor has come from Fakkar ( Fokkor ). Means the same. A vagabond, who does nothing and just goes around.  AoRa – AaoRa – AwoRa – AawoRa – Modified from Hindi Awara. Meaning vagabond, FokkoR.

 Baundule – Baoondoole – Meaning a vagabond guy.

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Bhoboghure – Someones who aimlessly goes around, but not having too much of negative connotation on character. Pagol – Mad. Khapa – Half mad, Delirious.

Chitogrosto – Chhitogrosto – ( Chitial Marka, Chitel Marka ) Half Mad, Cranky, Half – Crazy, Nettlesome, Galling, Plaguy, Pesky, Tetchy, Having unusual passion / interests. Not normal. Aadhpagol. Aadh means half. Pagol means mad. So Adhpagol means Half-mad.

Bekar – From north Indian languages meaning worthless, or without work.

Bachal – Means a person who speaks too much and comments on things which are not in his or her limits.

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Be adap – From Urdu ” Be ” means opposite or lacking. Adap means good behavior. Be-adap means someone who lacks good behaviour.

Behaya – Haya means laaj, sharam … shame. ” Be ” means bereft, that is ” lack of “. So ” Behaya ” means someone who is ” shameless “.

Petuk – Gluttonous. Some one who loves eating, enjoys eating. This is a very mild abuse, often not used as abuse. This word often is used by family members ( such as aunties ) to describe love. But if a old or grown up man farts after heavy eating then Petuk is an abuse for him. Lovi – Lovee – Greedy, avaricious. Adekhla – Adekla – Someone who wants more ( everything  – including food ). Asks shamelesly. Doesn’t invite people but expects people will invite him/her and treay him/her lavishly.

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Boro Nola – Boro means big. Nola means tongue or rather desire to eat. So “ Boro Nola “ means Big desire to eat. Particularly used by old ladies who are tired to cooking for their OLD husband. Even after “ the “ husband has lost few or most teeth, yet he wants to eat “ this and that “. Regardless the pallet he wants is easy to prepare or not, costly or not, available or not, the old lady ( she is and was HIS wife ) say “ tomar to khub boro nola “…. “ you have too big desire to eat …..

PaduBabu – A grown up man ( often old ) who farts randomly, publically. Paad means fart.

Padu Rani – A young woman who farts at times. Though this is very rarely used, mostly by husbands towards their wife, because in general women fart much less than men.

Banchod – A Bengali transformation of common “ Bahan chod “ used in North India. Bahanchod is extremely common in Punjab, as is used too frequently by people than it should be. At this stage I must admit that I am not clear about this meaning as well. Does it mean “ I will Fuck your sister “ ? or Does it mean “ you Fuck your sister “ ?

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Versatile North Indians have adapted the word ” Banchod ” / ” Bahanchod ” in several ways.
For      Anger – Bhag Bhanchod,                  Frustration – Sab saale Bahenchod hai,                  Shock / Surprise – Oye Bhenchod !!!,            Acceptance – Sahi hai Behenchod,                 Rejection – Gand Marao Bahenchod,              Fear – Ab kya hoga Bahenchod ????,                    Joy – Sabki Bahen chod dali , When a Senior rags all the Juniors successfully in a single afternoon, then exclamation of joy …. Maine sabka Bahan ko chod dala. ( Despair – When a Professor sets a tough Question Paper and whole class gets low marks, then the ” knowledgeables ” say ….. Professor ne sab ki Bahan ko chod dali. ),                   Sorrow – Behenchod lag gai!!!              Employer – Bahanchod ne Nikal diya. ( I was laid off by the employer )

Sala – Same as North Indian Saale. A man can ( and often does ) call “ brother of his wife “ as Sala. So if Sala is toldto a person who is actually not brother of his wife then it refers to “ Your sister is my wife — or rather I will Fuck your sister “.

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Gadha – In Bengali Gadha means Donkey. Another extremely unfortunate use of this “ nice “ , “ hard working “, docile animal. Unfortunately children often hear this for the first time from “ Respected Teachers “, Mother, Father, Guardian Figures. The use refers to “ foolish “.

Goru – In Bengali Goru means Cow. Another extremely unfortunate use of this useful, “ holy “ animal. Unfortunately children often hear this for the first time from “ Respected Teachers “, Mother, Father, Guardian Figures. The use refers to “ foolish “.

Goru Choda – A very rustic, abuse used in remote villages. A person who is so ” hot / excited / horny ” that he can have sex with even a cow.

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Chhagol – In Bengali Chhagol means Goat. …………  I had more than couple of teachers who used to say “ Ei chagol der diye kichu hobe na “. Meaning nothing will be achieved my these Goats. As I feel now they may have realized how bad they were teaching, and used to admit publically that his/her other colleagues will not able to teach anything to anyone. Pantha is used for same description.

Unfortunately children often hear this for the first time from “ Respected Teachers “, Mother, Father, Guardian Figures. The use refers to “ foolish “.

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Bandor – ( Gecho Bandor ) – In Bengali Bandor means Monkey. Unfortunately children often hear this for the first time from “ Respected Teachers “, Mother, Father, Guardian Figures. The use refers to “ naughty “. Gach means tree. So gecho means something that climbs a tree. ( arboreal ).

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Kukur – In Bengali Kukur means Dog. While using Kukur as abuse the fighting / barking character is referred. Kukurer Bacchha. Kuttar Bacchha. Kutta.

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Suuor – In Bengali means Pig. When used then means to show more anger than it means by saying Goru or Bandor. Unfortunately children often hear this for the first time from “ Respected Teachers “, Mother, Father, Guardian Figures. Suuorer ( Suorer ) Bacchha ( Bachha ) means son of a Pig.

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Gobor-Ganesh – Gobor is cow dung. ( one of the most important “ thing “ in Indian culture and Technology! Even now we get articles in National news papers on how to charge cell phone in a remote place by using cow dung ! { Obviously assumed that there is no electricity }. ). Ganesh is the “ Elephant God “ who symbolizes wit, intelligence, intellectuality….

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So can you guess when “ Respected Teachers “ calls a student a Gobor-Ganesh then what does it mean ? Wit, intellect made of  “ one of the most important ‘ thing ‘ of Indian culture ( i.e. Gobor ) !  May be the Gobor Ganesh teachers who use this word for their students do the right thing to describe their own intellect as foolish. Teachers often forget that new inventions are done by ‘ next generation ‘. World records are broken by juniors. I wonder who is “ Gobor Ganesh “ ?

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Janwar – In all North Indian languages this means animal. Every person is an animal, but someone who behaves weird, shouts, argues too much, swindles, eats too much, can not control emotions, cries very loudly, creates a ruckus scene out of nothing, shows no mercy are randomly conferred this abuse “ Janwar “. Janwarer Bacchha.

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Posu – Same as Janwar. In all North Indian languages this means animal. Every person is an animal, but someone who behaves weird, shouts, argues too much, swindles, eats too much, can not control emotions, cries very loudly, creates a ruckus scene  out of nothing, shows no mercy are randomly conferred this abuse “ Janwar “. Posur Bachha.

Chuchon ( Chuncho ) – In Bengali means mole. ( a rodent looking very similar to rats and moving around from the edges of the walls. ). This abuse is used to describe a person who sniffs unnecessary news from various places and leaks that at other places.

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Kosai -  Means a butcher. So the person who actually sales meat can be called as this. But a person who does not sale meat, and used on him / her means ruthless, without care / compassion.

Fankibaaj – Similar to Kaamchor in Hindi. Means someone who does not work ( so steals work ! ). Extended to someone who does not do Homework or bunks classes, does not give weekly report, daily report, monthly report in time ;-D  Fanka means gap. Baaj is a generic suffix meaning a person. So Fankibaaj means who creates gaps instead of having something there. Phankibaaj – Gatorchor – Gotorchor – Chor means thief. Gotor means work. So Gotorchor means someone who steals work … does not work.

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PaRa-berani – ( = Dhingi ) In Bengali paRa means a small region, locality, suburb, neighborhood. PaRa-berani is used for girls who move around too much visiting too many neighbors unnecessarily.  Berano means to go out, or to stroll around. So someone who strolls around in the PaRa. This is a mild abuse. A girl who is extrovert, moves around too frequently in the neighbourhood, is called Dhingi.

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Chenal – A girl who gestures flirts too much with every boy to capture attention and thus friendship. Chenalipona in Hindi will mean ada used negatively. To mild seduce ( Flirting ) . Same as Chenali.

Ga-Dholani – Same as chenali ( Flirting ) . Gesturing with body and not minding rubbing the body with unknown people, even meeting first time. Ga means Body. And Dholano means to bend and rub. So Ga-Dholani means rubbing of body ( Flirting ).

Saat-Ghater-Mach – Saat means seven. Ghat means organized path way at the edge of a river or Pond ( often with staircases ), where people wash clothes, catch fish, wash cattle or utensils. Mach means fish. So the literal translation means a fish which goes to 7 ghats. This abuse is used for girls who has many boy friends, spends many afternoons and nights at unknown places ( I do not know with whom ). The girl whose activity are seen as suspicious by seniors, seems to know and doing lot of things without permission, basically referring to loose character. This is a strong abuse.

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Saat-Bhatar – Saat means seven. Bhatar is slang of husband, basically means the person who gives Bhaat=Rice. Now if a lady is referred to as having 7 husbands then you can guess the meaning.

Baro-Bhatare – Baro means Twelve. So a lady having 12 husbands or affairs ….

Now I have no clue why only the numbers 7 and 12 were used. Any other number means the same….. but beyond my guess.

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Khanki – Prostitute. Gud Marani … Gud means see below ….

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Khankir Bacchhaa – Bacchhaa ( Chele ) means child. So this very bad abuse means “ son of a prostitute “. Or rather ‘” your mother was a Pros…… “. Same as Khankir Chele.

Pond Marani – Pond means asshole. So this abuse means a lady who unnecessarily picks up fight with various people and gets her ass fucked.

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Meye-Baaj – A man who has too many women friends. Meye means Girl. Baaj means person. So Meye-Baaj is a person with too many girl friends / wives. Same meaning Maagi Baaj. Maagi is a bad slang meaning women.

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Boudi-Baaj – A man ( often unmarried but not necessarily ) who flirts with older married women, and occasionally enjoys sex by cheating the husband of that lady. Same meaning Maagi Baaj. Maagi is a bad slang meaning women. Lompot, Duschoritro, Dooscharitra means the same.

Kamuk – Someones who sexual desire is very high. Same meaning Maagi Baaj. Maagi is a bad slang meaning women. Chodu, Chodu Guru.

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Bessha Baaj – Bessha means Prostitute. So someone regularly visits Prostitutes.

Donkha Baaj – Donkha means to cheat. So ” someone who cheats “.

Cheating Baaj – Bengali’s use lots of English words in daily life. So ” someone who cheats “.

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Cinema Baaj – Someone who sees to many cinemas.

Rango Baaj – Someone who needs to much of fun, outing, theater etc.

Mujra Baaj – Someone who goes to see ” Dance ” too often.

Rock Baaj – In Bangla Rock means a bench beside the road, or at the turn of road. Someone who is found gossiping at the Roadside too often.

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Adda Baaj – Adda means endless gossip, at times aimless. So someone who gossips to much.

Bilas Baaj – Bilas means to waste money. So someone who wastes money.

Khorche Baaj – someone who wastes money. Khoroch means ” to spend “.

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Party Baaj – Someone who spends to much time in Parties / Party – Politics.

Race Baaj – Someone addicted to Horse Race.

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Madhu Shala Baaj – Some one who goes to drink in Bars.

Bahana Baaj – Someone who cooks too many excuses.

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Bhorong Baaj – Someone who fakes too much. Creates too many rituals and conditions.

Chal Baaj – Someone who shows gaudy fashions. Shows off too much in around his neighbourhood.

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DhoRi Baaj – A crook. Disinclined. Avoids work. Does not keep up to promise. Says the opposite / malign in the back.

Chunk Chuke – This is a very special one. Mostly used for grown up males. Particularly for old males. A man who is yet attracted towards women, ( even after getting married, or even his daughter / son may  have got married, possibly his grand daughter is at marriageable age). A male who is chuk chuke wants to talk to young women unnecessarily, may even try to touch them, flirt with them, tries to meet them more often without reason.

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Idiot and Gobet – Many Bengali’s similar to many other Indians are followers, and take pride in adapting Anglican culture. These Idiots have adapted the word “ Idiot “ used to mean foolish.

Geon ( GnEon ) – ( this is difficult to write in English ). Means “ from village “, villager like “, Rustic. A person with poor manners, bad eating habits or other bad habits.

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Chotolok – A cast based abuse. Though choto means small or rather short heighted. Lok means person. Chotolok is used for a person with poor character, poor habits and deeds.

Lokkor – Same as Chotolok. Used for a person with poor character, poor habits and deeds.

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ChachhoRChanchhoR – ChanchoR - Modified into Bengali from Hindi Chichodapan. Meaning naughty business. A person who is very naughty. Someone who swindles. So Chanchor means naughty, Gamey person. The use of the word Chanchor most commonly is followed by Bodmais. Chanchrami means to do / “ the act  of “ doing something bad naughty. BellickBellik – Naughty. Jochhor – Naughty.

Moddop – Drunkard. A habitual drinker.

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Sakahari – Vegetarian. This a very mild abuse used in a very special situation. Most Bengali’s are non-vegetarians, almost all being fish eaters. So a vegetarian is seen as an alien. This “ word “ ( rather than abuse ) may be used to describe someone who does not drink, does not go to prostitutes, or for whole life was faithful to his wife only.

Kipte – Kripon – A mild abuse meaning frugal or rather miser. I personally fail to understand these words. Every person has his / her own rights to spend or not spend as per his / her wish. How can we give an adjective ( or abuse ) if her spending does not fit to our scale ? Harkipte – Very Miser.

KutkiKootki markaKootkeeKutkee – Means kripon ( Miser ). Someone who stays with self, does not discuss, mingle or help others. Slow in decisions, does not reveal his plans. Does not take part in family functions. Does not contribute by cash or kind to functions or celebrations or problems. ( Another rare use of a slow person is Ghichik. GheecheekGheechikGhicheek – Slow to spend or respond ).

Mathagorom – A person. Teacher, manager who shouts a lot on small issues. At times people with high blood pressure and looses temper easily.

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Jogrute – ( Joghrute, Jhogroote ) – A bellicose, loud guy, who argues and fights in the smallest pretext. Jhamelabaj – Jhamelabaaj – Jhamela means hassle, fight, argument. So Jhamelabaaj means someone who picks up a fight, creates issues, gets into altercations. ( Irascible, choleric )

KhenkureKhenkoore – Generally used for describing males ( but rarely used for describing females ) as well. Someone who argues in bad loud language. Khank kahnk kora means to shout / argue in bad language. Khenkure means someone je Kahnk  khank kore. Kathkhotta – Katkhotta – Rough, Not friendly. Used for older / Suddha people. Kheskute – A dry thin drab man. Poor in humour. Dry mentality. Khobordari – Someone who dominates, controls, rebukes, chides. EkguenEkgooen – Stubborn, Someone who does not change his views regardless of logic. ( Enre )

Elo Chuli – A girl who most often does not tie her hairs. Keep the long hairs open and hanging freely to be blown.

Petni – Petni means Female Ghost. So this is used for ” Bad looking ” girls / ” old women “.

Dant Kelano And Dant Kelani – Dant mean Teeth. This word means the male or female who shows too much teeth.

Du Mukho Saap – Du means 2. Mukh means face or mouth. Saap means snake. This abuse means a person who flips his / her stand and dupes people. Talks and harms at the back. There is a type of snake which seems to have a face on both side and we can not easily make out which side is its actual face.

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Baje Lok – Baje means bad. Lok means person. Rarely used for women as well to mean ” Bad Person “. Very generic, no particular indication as to why bad. ItorEetor – Bad , low grade person.

Bessha Khor – Someone who visits prostitutes often.

Nach Khor – Who is addicted to see Dances. ( Similar to Mujra Baaj ).

Party Khor – Who attends too many parties or does too much of Party – Politics.

Moidan Khor – Who goes to ” Field ” to often. Either to see Football. Or to see Horse Race. Moidan means Field.

BiRi Khor – Someone who smokes BiRi. Poor peoples ” cigarette “.

Ghoos Khor – Ghoos means Bribe. So someone who takes Bribe.

Sood Khor – Sood means interest on Principle. Village lenders all over the world are known for their ” High Interest Rates “. So used for ” Private Lenders “.

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Nesa Khor – Gooli Khor – Nesa means to intoxicate, to Drink or to take Drugs. Gooli means ” small sphere “. Some types of intoxicants are sold in small spherical forms. So Someone who gets ” Hooked ” very often.

Chaliaat – Chaliat – Someone who acts too smart. Who fakes and swindles people.

Chalu – Someone who act smart. He is difficult to fool by others.

DhantaDhenta – Stubborn, Naughty, someone who does not work or help even after requests. Ekrokha – Ekgooen – Stubborn.

Beakkele – Beaakkele – Beaakkelle -             Akkel means prudence, sagacity, judgement. ” Be ”  ( Bae ) in many north Indian language stands for antonym. So Be – Akkel means  lack of intelligence. So Beakkele is a person who does adhoc / funny things. The acts are uncalled for.

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Khocchor – ( KhochRa ) This is another example of using name of an ” innocent animal ” as abuse. ( Similar to Gadha – Donkey, or Kutta – Dog ). Khocchor means mule. ( a cross between Horse and Donkey ). The meaning of the abuse is ” naughty “. Is used for a person who swindles, diddles, Does not keep his / her words, speaks ill in the back, at times causes mild harm. Bicchhoo – BichhuuBicchu – Very Naughty, Generally used for small children.

Ucchanne Gaache – ( Ucchhanne Gache ) – Used for a person who has ” gone to Dogs “…. meaning who is spoilt, naughty, beyond repair, does ” bad ” things. Someone who drinks, smokes, takes drugs, steals, goes to prostitutes ….

Hotobhaga – A boy / man who is ” gone case “, beyond repair. Not good in studies, and / or not good at any work. A man with low intelligence and / or poor motivation. A man or boy whose all relations ( particularly father or mother ) are dead, and has no one to take care of him. Also used by rich people towards poor people to establish social hierarchy, or to bully.

Aakat – Idiot. Foolish person. Used only for males.

Murkho – This a dictionary word. Means Fool, Idiot, Uneducated.

Bujruk – Boojruk, Boojrook, Bujrook – Beguiler, Cheat. A person practicing magic / Black art. Makes money by fooling people.

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Haramjada – ( Suorer Bacchha ) – This abuse came from Hindi / Urdu word “ Harami ” / “ Haramkhor “. Meaning someone who mulcts, deprives, cheats. Harami means “ very bad person “. Haramkhor means someone who causes harm to the guy who “ feeds him “, meaning harm to his master, employer. The words “ Harm “ and “ Haram “ and “ Harami “ have come from same root. The use of the word Haramjada most commonly is followed by Bodmais. In Bengali, Hindi, Urdu etc North Indian languages Badmasi means to do something naughty, bad. Haramjada literally means “shuorer bachchha” – Haram = Shuor and jada=bachchha… Haram comes from islamic origin – muslims consider suor (boar/pig) as haram

Heatoo – Hitu – Hitoo – Used by young boys for describing a friend of theirs, who is easily aroused sexually. Salacious, Bootylicious, flirtatious, Gamey, Gamy, Racy. Who gets “ Heated Up “ very easily. For Old people the word used is Tharki – Tharkee. Used as Tharki BuRo or Tharkee Buddha. Buro ( Buddha ) means old guy.

Hotochara – Hotochhara – HottochhaRa – Means same as Haramjada. Very naughty, bad person.

Chudir Bhai – Choodir Bhai – Very interestingly this abuse is used only for boys / men. Bhai means brother. Chudir bhai means “ Brother of a Prostitute “ or “ Brother of a girl who can be laid very easily “. The abuse “ Chudi “ is never used for any girl. [ Very rare use would be Chodur Bhai. Chodu is a word generally used for Males. So Chodur Bhai means a guy whose brother is Fucker. ]

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Thog – Used for someone who cheats, swindles, de-frauds, grifts. A con guy. Long back in Indian sub-continent there used to be thieves who used to be known by this names. In Hindi we have the word “ Thogi “. The Bengali verb for “ swindling / diddling “ is Thokano. This comes from the same root.

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Jali – Used for a con guy. Used for someone who cheats, swindles, de-fruads, grifts.

Feku – used for someone who fakes. The Hindi slang “ FekrRu “ / “ PhekRu “ is different. FekRu is used for a person who bluffs and boasts a lot. Comes from “ Fekna “ meaning “ throw “. “ Throws “ stories / Bluffs.

Boorbok – Burbok – A foolish guy. Fritter, Gull, Cod, Patsy.

Paji – Pajir Pa Jhara – Naughty. Very Naughty. Used for naughty / Bad person. Paji is a mild abuse. Even used by “ Sophisticated “ ladies, while in anger, to describe a naughty person. Similar to Bodmais.

Dojjal – Dozzal – Generally used to describe a Bellicose, forceful, aggressive, controlling aged woman. A woman who pushes her opinion too much, forces into conversations, and blows out others. A very high desire to control / manipulate. This word has an Arabic / urdu origin. In Arabic Dojjal means a ” False Messiah “, basically an evil figure, A very bad guy, A destructor who will come in future.

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ChuhaD – ChuhaR – Used in Hindi as well. Narrow, ill minded. Naughty person.

KuchuteKhuchute – A person ( Boy or Girl, old and young ) who is miser, starts a fight regarding share. A cheapskate who prates, maunders, and does not share his / her things. Grabs more than his / her share. Compares unnecessarily.

SuddhaSooddha – A very mild form of Abuse. Used for mid aged male. To describe a man of age in between 40 to 55 years.

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Lada – Layda – Ladamarka – Unsmart, sleepy, slow, reticent person. Ladakhor means a person who takes quick nap, steals a nap, in slightest opportunity. Cretin, moron, idiot.

ela-pela or ele-bele or ele-pele – An unsteady, inconfident / unconfident guy. Unsmart, avoids risk, speaks in murmuring voice. cloddish, dopey, oscitant.

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Chutia – This is more of a Hindi abuse rather than Bengali. ( The Bengali form is DhamnaDhaymnaDhemna ) . But now widely used due to high mix-up of Hindi with Bengali. In English – chutzpah – means (Yiddish) unbelievable gall; insolence; audacity. This word was transfered by nomads / travelers to India. In Hindi and now in Bengali it means a very naughty person. At times it is also used to describe a foolish person who can be cheated very easily. In this use ( foolish ) the Hindi abuse  DhurDhoor is closer. Dhamna is used to describe a naughty person as well.

Jhant Jolano / Jalano / Jalane ( Male ) – Jhant Jalani ( used for Female ) – Jhant means pubic hair. Jalano means to burn. So used for a person who is so irritating that as if pubic hairs are getting burned.

Dhop Baaj – Dhop means bluff. So Dhop Baaj means Bluff-master. Dhop Raj – Raja means king. So Dhop Raj means “King of Bluffs “. Similar to Chhok ( Chok ) Raj. Chhok means tricks. So Chok Raj is king of Tricks. ( Basically Deceit, fraud ). Dhop Guru – Guru of Bluffs.

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Maiboti – A girl or Woman with Big Boobs. Mai means Mammary glands.

Mathakheko – Someone who boars or pesters too much. Literally “ Eats the head out “. Matha means head. Kheko means who eats. You can guess what is Gud-Kheko … Gud means vagina.

GneRa – A short heighted person. Bente, Dwarf, Nanus, Midget. Bentkul, Bnetkool, Bnetkul, Bentkool. Bawna in Hindi.

Fadachoda – Fada is slang of semen. So Fadachoda means a guy who is so amorous, that would make love / have sex even when semen is oozing out of the vagina of the woman, from previous sex. Basically it means a guy who does not hesitate to have sex with prostitutes without bothering if the woman had sex a few minutes back.

HneRe – HneReh Gola – someone who has a rough / Husky / Gruff voice.

Motu – Mota – A mild form of abouse meaning Fat, Fatty, Fatsu. Mild forms are Gollu, Kuchku, Kuchkoo, Koochku, Koochkoo :-) often for children. Motku, Motkoo, Mottu, Mottoo

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Khuchkhuche – Someone who is always unhappy. Always complaining, cynical.

Kutchkuche – Very dark. Black person. Kalo means Black. So Kuchkuche kalo ( Very Black Person ).

Kanpatla – Kan means ears. A person who believes anything and everything that is told to him / her. Someone who acts as per others instigations.

Abdari – Abdaree – A Girl / lady who keeps asking for something or other in a Secsi ( Seksi – Sexy ) voice. coquet, coquette.

Payabhari – Payavari – Very Sloth, Arrogant, Hesitant, Reluctant. Someone who does not help, does not talk to others of his/her own. Someone who is very slow to help. Does not ( or very rarely ) go to others house. Does not discuss anything. Never initiates a conversation. Pa means leg. Bhari means heavy. So Payabhari literally means so heavy leg that does not move ( to help, to go, or to initiate ).

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Gham – Ghyam – Ghama – Ghyama – Gombhir – Ghombir – ( Reticent ) , Restraint, Reserved, untalkative, A person in a senior position such as Principle of a college may be Gham or Gombhir. When used as an abuse means a person who does not mix / go well with others, not approachable. Ghayma is often used as a mild abuse for women, or young women. Ghama means darun, hep, very modern and Beautiful ( Ghyama mal ). Also used for Good Food such as ” Ghama Hoyeche ” meaning very well cooked and tasty. ” Gham Public ” is used for Beautiful people … with lot of money, success, flaunting …  Ghama Sejheche, or Ghyama Sajiyeche – Sajano means to decorate. Sejeche means someone who has beautified/ embellished himself / herself very well. To apply paints, lipstick, nailpolish etc. If a puja pandal has been decorated then … Ghama Sajieche meaning nicely decorated.

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Augamarka – Someone pretty unsmart, walks slowly and Fearfully. Idiot. Je boka boka, bhoye bhoye thake. Interestingly this gali has been derived from a German word. In Deutsch Auge ( e is pronounced as aa , so pronounced as Auga …. ) means eye. Someone who has eye problem will walk slowly, inconfident…. Blind people tend to have personalty problems if you have observed. So an unsmart person is termed Augamarka, as if s/he has eye problem.

Asansol – Name of a place in West Bengal. Anglicised pronunciation turns it into Ass-on-soul

JhantBorabor – Jhant means Pubic Hair. Borabor is a Hindi derivative meaning ” similar ” or ” equals “. A common,  unimportant, Rustic guy is abused as ” equal to Pubic Hair “….. Jhant Borabor.

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Chamar – This is a castist abuse. Basically Chamar are ” important ” guys who work with Skins of animals, makes sleepers, shoes. Recovers skins of animals in Tanneries etc. The cast system being deep rooted …. ( very unfortunately ) …. often the work is related to standard of living and status in society. When the word Chamar is used as an abuse, it means dirty Idiot, scavenger, down trodden guy.

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ChasaRe – Another ” unfortunate ” vocation based abused. Chasa means peasants, those who cultivate land. But when used as abuse on someone who is not a peasant, then it means dirty, rustic, village urchin, Gneon, Rural Orthodox guy.

Belelle – Naughty, Asobhbho, Vagabond, Bhoboghure.

Dhongi – Dhonger Teen Kori – Often used for too shy, too unsmart, someone who makes too much fuss / ruckus, for some simple thing. Most often this ” mild ” abused is used to describe girls in their back. It is rare to be used on the face of someone. ( only extremely assertive / arrogant / aggressive / abusive person will use this on face of a woman for example a ” fighting ” mother-in-law may say this to her Daughter-in-law …. ). Someone who makes too much body gestures, need too much requests to do something simple, does it very slowly and hardly does anything. Makes meaningless excuses. Also used for someone who comes up with too many ” nonsense ” excuses.

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Tupikhola – ( Toopikhola ) A rare abuse used for friend by ” close friends “. Often it means a guy whose Glans Penis is exposed naturally ( most probably not circumcised ). Normally boys will have their prepuce covering the glans, but if the ” friends” have seen someone with Red exposed glans ( say while peeing together, or changing after a football play ) then they start teasing by saying ” Tupikhola “. Tupi mean Cap and khola means open. So literally ” The cap that is open “. Also very rarely used for a promiscuous guy ( chodu, who is too active searching for Sex ). As if he is so ” frequent ” for sex that he is having his Glans out and exposed always.

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MukhpoRa – MukhPooRi ( MookhPuRi ) – PoRa means something thats is burnt, meaning ” Black “. Some kind of Monkeys have Black face. Mukh means face in this reference. So MukhPoRa ( used for Males ) and MukhPuRi ( used for Females ) circularly refers to Monkey. This quite a mild kind of ” abuse “, may be because the person who is abusing is not saying Monkey directly. These words are common to be used by elderly women in home, for servants, daughter in law etc.

Hondolkutkut ( Fatso, Fatty-stupid ); Nadugopal ( Fatty child, pampered too much, who keeps asking for sweets / Nadu a spherical sweet often made of molasses and coconut ), Nondogopal ( a very mild slang meaning same as Nadugopal, used for fat children ). Interestingly Nondogopal is a ” rare ” name, in vogue previously many decades ago, now not heard easily. Hondolkootkoot is used mainly for fat children but used for Fat oldies also. But Nondogopal is strictly used for children. All these are mild slangs.

Habagoba – Foolish, imbecile, slow, Idiot, moron.

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Khodar Khasi – ( Ghure Beray ar Chude Beray ) – In Urdu Khoda means GOD. Khasi is ” He/Male Goat “. There are some male goats which are not bothered and are ” donated / Gifted ” to God/Khoda. These lucky ones get food easily and ” Fuck ” around. So ” Khodar Khasi ” abuse when used for a boy / Man / Lad is to mean … of no use, no work, gets easy food and only eats and loiters around.

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Dossi – Naughty child.( Beecchoo – Beecchu ) Used for children. In Tamil Naughty is Chettai. In all Indian languages Upadhyay means Teacher. So Chattopadhyay means Chettai – Upadhyay… Naughty Teacher !!!
Bandona means to do Puja, to worship. So Bondyopadhyay means the teacher who does Puja.

Minse ( Minshe ) – Naughty – Most commonly this bad word is used by women towards men. Most common use is from wife to husband. Rare use of mother to son, or any unrelated woman to a man. There is a slight sexual tint in this abuse. So when a woman refuses or does not want to have sex with her husband ( or a man ) then abuses with Minse. Meaning ” you naughty amorous man “. When any woman uses this for any man ( boy ) then it is just used as a bad word without the sexual reference. Basically meaning ” you naughty “.

Bitkel ( Beetkel ) – Looking strange, looking ugly, looking bad, looking weird. Used generally for Males who look dirty, or unusual.

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Dhandli ( Dhandlee ) – chicane, To cheat, chousing,  trickery or deceit, shafting, jockeying, The act of deceiving Dhandlibaaj ( Dhandleebaj ) – A person who cheats, conman, A swindler who exploits the confidence of his victim. Tintasia ( Teentasia ) – In Indian village fares, or in markets sometimes we see conmen, who displays 3 playing cards, and changes them by trick. Then tells unsuspecting people standing around him, to choose a particular card which they saw. ( That was displayed previously ). But whichever card is picked up is found to be different from the displayed one. A sort of magic trick to apply on simple public, and make money. People betting with these conmen ( Dhandleebaaj = Teentasia ) will always loose money. Teen = Three, and Taas = Tas = Playing cards. So conmen with 3 playing cards is TeenTasia.

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Bohor Dekho – This is a very mild form of  ” abusive description ” of a person. Rarely stated on the face of the person, and if stated then is done on the back of the person while analysing / brooding about the person. Bohor means width of a Rectangular Cloth. Sari, Dhuti, Bed Sheet etc are sold in various widths due to various heights of people, or different widths of bed. So Bohor has been generalized as ” boundary “. Dekho means ” see “. Now ” Bohor Dekho ” is a sarcastic remark towards a person, meaning ” look at his { out of boundary } demands / wishes. Say for example someone negotiates with a worker for some daily waged job. Later the worker requests lunch also, then  the sarcastic remark is ” Bohor Dekho, Kheteo Chay ” meaning see  his out of boundary wishes / requests, now he wants food as well ! This phrase is used to denounce strange activities by a person, ( again he went beyond normal limits ).

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Fuckol – This a very ” modern ” slang, used only by young boys. This word is a derivative from FUCK. Fuckol means something outlawed, or different, out of boundary, unusual, bad etc. The uses can be ” a Fuckol document “, or ” a Fuckol college “.

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Laater Baat ( Later Bat ) – Laat means kick. So Laater Baat means a guy who works only after s/he is kicked. Much pestering is needed to get something done out of him/her.

Aakkhute = Aakhkhute = Aakkhutte = Aakhkhutte = Someone who breaks, damages, destroys or spoils things very easily. Bungling , botching, buggering, fluffing, muffing, mucking up anything and everything given to that person.

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SatKahune = SaatKahune ( rare use for women SatKahuni = SaatKahuni ) Saat means seven ( 7 ). Kahani in Hindi means story. SaatKahune means a person who elaborates to much. Beats around the bush too much. Adds too many frivolous things in his talk and bores everyone.

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Bajaru – Baajaru – Baajaaru – Bazaru – Baazaru – Baazaaru – Bajaroo – Baajaroo – Baajaaroo – Bazaroo – Baazaroo – Baazaaroo – A person ( may be Male, Female, Neuter, Hermaphrodite whatever ) who is often seen in the market soliciting something. Bazaar is a Urdu word, which got modified as Bajar in Hindi and subsequently in Bengali, meaning marketplace. A mild meaning of Baajaruu may mean, a very mean-minded person, who is desperate for higher prices, too much of margin or profit, or negotiates very vehemently. This depicts a ferocious seller negotiating hard in the market. Another extreme meaning can be a prostitute or a hoar who spends time in the marketplace wooing people for sex. A mid-level usage may be for a middle-aged woman who speaks often to young men, and invited boys to her home very easily.

KheuR – KheooR – ( A person who uses lots of bad words. A foul mouthed person ). This has come from common uses of Khisti-KheuR where Khisti means Gali, abuse, swear words.

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Khichain – Khichai – A strange kind of guy who creates or created a menace. Someone who made lot of ruckus.

Goltano – Used for both males and Females, meaning Failed in an exam. Or often failed in many exams, or projects. If some person makes loss in business or startup, then also Goltano is used by some.

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Jhanchokchoke – This means a person who ( always ) dresses up very nicely, or has dressed up quite well. ( Fitfat or Feetfat or Phitphat or Pheetphat ). This is a rare abuse meanings something good but yet has a satirical negative sense. Someone too smart and too good looking compared to others around, is termed as Jhanchokchoke :-)

Utola – used for someone who worries, or is worrying now. A worrisome person.

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Khatonkhor – Khantonbaaj – Khatonguru – ( Khaton-Nola ) – Khatonbatik – All meaning a person who enjoys eating too much of variety and nice things. Demands variety in food. Women of home are fed-up to supply variety s/he is demanding. Khaton basically means food or variety of food. khor = baaj means who wishes. Nola means desire to eat. Batik means too fastidious.

Case Kheyeche – Someone who had got into trouble. [ Figuratively means that a case was filed on her due to her bad conduct ]. Case Kheye jabo – means ” will get into trouble is I do this “.

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Bablebaj – Bablebaaj – Very talkative. More often used for cantankerous women. Those women who negotiate too much in shops.

Neekhagi, Nikhagi – A person ( most often lady, woman or a girl ) who looks dirty, tired, pale and thin. As per this external looks it is assumed that she does not eat enough. Also a girl at home who refuses to eat, and needs lots of push, and pestering to eat is termed as Neekhagi, or Nikhagi.

Dedemai – A woman beggar. A woman who asks something often. One with a habit of asking small things.

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Bhanju = Vanju = A bluffer, A person who exaggerates tremendously. Cloud Walker. The act of this is ” Vanja ” or ” Bhanja ” ( The Bluff ).

Niret – Stupid, Idiot, Low IQ dumb guy or girl. This abuse is used for all ages. A old woman, or man also can be termed ” Niret ” if fails to understand, or comprehend things quickly.

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Kulangar = Koolangar = Bad person. A person ( mostly used for Males, but used for Females also ) who does nothing for the family. Because of his or her acts ( actions ) has brought bad name to the family. The family is famous in a negative way due to bad actions of this person. Say for example a man in mid twenties who is known to rape someone, or a woman who was caught in a brothel in some afternoon. Kul or Kool is abbreviation of family. Kulangar is the person who ” burnt ” the fame / name of the family.  Stigmatized the family.

Muchkunda = Moochkunda = Moochkoonda = Muchkoonda = A man who keeps no mustache and is clean shaved. A guy who never sports a mustache.

Laltus = Laltoos = Same as Lalmulo, meaning a person ( male or female ) who is of no use. Can do nothing. Can do no work.

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Guuder PapRi Kheko = Gooder PapRi Kheko = A person who enjoys doing cunnilingus. Licks the labia minora too often. Demands to lick the womans vulva almost every time. Guud means pussy / Vulva / pudendal cleavage. PapRi means petals. So in this vase Guuder PapRi means petals of the pussy or Labia Minora. Kheko means someone who enjoys eating. In this case enjoys eating the Labia Minora.

Honka – Fool. Vison Boka. Jar kono Hoons nei. Jake Bajare Thokay. Jake loke boka banay. A very foolish guy. Gullible. Someone whom people makes fool off, say in market. Someone who just cant understand the concept. Its so difficult to explain him or her something.

And Finally  Badmas – means Badmas, Bodmais.

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A  clarification ;-D – I am not a professor of Galagali

In case you are interested in Physics and Mathematics you can learn freely from my videos. You can see them at http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/iit-jee-ipho-apho-physics-mathematics-videos-for-std-9-to-12/

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The following Videos are available for you ( As of Now ).  These explain tricky Physics  and Mathematics Numericals.

Eventually I will try to give Videos for full course here for you.

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These covers PU ( Pre University courses, school / college ) courses, IIT JEE, AIEEE ( All India Engineering Entrance Examination ) , CET ( Combined Engineering Test ), AIPMT ( All India Pre Medical Test ), ISc ( Intermediate Science / Indian School Certificate Exam ), CBSE ( Central Board Secondary Exam ), Roorkey Joint Entrance Test Questions ( Discontinued since 2002 ), APhO ( Asian Physics Olympiad ), IPhO ( International Physics Olympiad ), IMO ( International Mathematics Olympiad ) , NSEP ( National Standard Exam in Physics ), RMO ( Regional Math Olympiad , India ), INMO ( Indian National Maths Olympiad ), Irodov Solutions, Prof. H C Verma ( Concepts of Physics ) Solutions etc.

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( You can see the history of Indian Participation in various Olympiads at -> http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/indian-participation-in-ipho-icho-ibo-and-astronomy-olympiad/ )

[ In each of these videos there is at-least 1 or more errors. Please tell me about those ]

In youtube if you search as ” Dezrina ” or ” Zookeeper Physics ” you should get to see all the Uploaded videos. Though we have many more study videos.

Thanks and Regards
Zookeeper ;-D    Subhashish Chattopadhyay

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In case of doubts or suggestions, Please send me email at    mokshya@gmail.com

In youtube you can search for Dezrina as these have been uploaded with this login-id. or search for ” Zookeeper IIT JEE Physics “

Answers to -> Frequently Asked Questions ( FAQ ) [ commonly asked intelligent Questions :-)  ]

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1 ) How do I prepare for IIT ?

Ans : – See the videos made by me ( in youtube search as Dezrina or “ Zookeeper Physics “ – will see all Uploaded ones. Though we have many more which have not been uploaded ). While watching the videos, take notes and try to solve the problems yourself by pausing the video. Tell me if any calculation is wrong. See the videos with 1- first then 2- and so on.  Write to IAPT Kothrud, Pune office to buy ( 150 Rs approx ) the book with previous papers of NSEP ( National Standard Exam in Physics – The 1st level ), INPhO ( Indian National Physics Olympiad – 2nd level ). Prepare with these and see how much you are scoring. You can guess your ALL INDIA rank easily from NSEP, and INPhO rank. Since 1998 the IIT JEE toppers have been mostly representing India in IPhO.

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2 ) Some Videos have sound Problem … what do I do ?

Ans : – Only 4 videos have very slight sound echo problem. The same topic got covered again ( many times ) in other videos correctly. The room in which these 4 videos have been recorded had windows only on one side. That gave little bit echo problems. Also external noise of cars, auto, children shouting have randomly come in. You have to have good speakers with filters or good earphones with filters. We have checked mostly it is OK with these. ( If you are depending only on your embedded speakers of computer /screen / keyboard then there may be extra distortions. As these speakers are often not of good Quality. Also install latest KL Codecs ) In any case reduce the volume see the board, imagine sitting in the last bench and solving the problems of your own. See if your solution differs anywhere with the scribbles on the board.

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3 ) Why are you giving these ( high Quality ) lecture for free ?

Ans : Well there are lot of good things free in this world. Linux, My-SQL, Open-Office ….. Go to sourceforge and get thousands of high quality software free along with source code. Yes all officially free …. Why do you think Richard Stallman, Zimmerman, ….. etc are considered Guru philosophers ? In Punjab and Gurudwaras worldwide there are so many Langars where you get better food than Restaurants. … why ? Why do you have Dharmasalas and subsidized rest rooms near hospitals / Famous Temples / various places ? in Iftar party anyone can eat for free …  why ?  I am teaching for 20 years now and observed most students can do much better if they have the self motivation to solve and practice. Cheap books are available in second hand bookstalls, where you get thousands of Numericals to solve ….. but most students will like to blow their time going and coming for tuition, travel time …. TV for hours and hours watching cricket / Tennis games, playing computer games …. My free lectures are not going to make much difference in spending of unnecessary money for coaching ….. I know very well , how much people enjoy .. , spending unnecessarily !!    Do you know that there are NO poor / needy students in Bangalore. Sometime back I had tried to teach for IIT JEE FREE. Discussed with a few NGOs and social service guys. Arranged rooms but got only 1 student. We had informed many people in many ways to inform students …. We did not get students who are ready to learn for free. So I am sure these lectures are NOT FREE. If anyone learns from these, s/he changes and that’s the gain / benefit. This change ( due to learning ) is very costly …. Most do not want to learn ………..

In youtube  search for Zookeeper Dezrina     you will get most videos. I say most because I do not upload all videos that I make. I have many more videos which are not in the net.

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4 ) How can I get all your lectures ?

Ans : – Apart from my lectures there are approx 450GB of PCM ( Phy, Chem, Math ) lectures. It takes approx 3 years of continuous download from scattered sources. I have ( 20,000 )Thousands  of these. You can take ALL of them from me in an external 500 GB hard disk, instead of spending so much money and time again for downloading. These cover ( by Various  Professors )  everything of Chemistry, Physics, Maths… Lot of this is from outside India … as foreigners have much wider heart than Indians ( as most of GNU / open source software have been developed  by Non-Indians ). I observed the gaps in these videos, and thus I am solving IIT, APhO, Roorkey, IPhO Numericals. Videos made by me along with these videos gives a complete preparation.

Send me a mail at          mokshya@gmail.com          to contact me.

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In youtube  search for Zookeeper Dezrina     you will get most videos. I say most because I do not upload all videos that I make. I have many more videos which are not in the net.

5 ) How do you get benefited out of this ?

Ans :- If anyone learns we all will have better people in this world. I will have better “ YOU “.

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6 ) Why do you call yourself a Zookeeper ?

Ans :- This is very nicely explained at http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/z00keeper-why-do-i-call-myself-a-zoookeeper/

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7 ) Where do you stay ?

Ans :- Presently I am in Bangalore.

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8 ) If I need videos in a few topics can you make them for me ?

Ans :- Yes. You have to discuss the urgency with me. If I am convinced I will surely make these quickly for you and give you and ALL. I teach both Maths and Physics. So anything in these 2 subjects are welcome.

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9 ) Why did you write an article saying there are No Poor students ?

Ans :- There are lots of NGOs and others working for rural / poor children education at lower classes. While very less effort is on for std 9 till 12. Also see the answer in question number ( 3 ) above. In last 20 years of teaching I never met a Poor child who was seriously interested in ( higher ) studies. As I have a mind / thinking of a ” Physicist “, I go by ” Experimental Observation “.

It is not about what is being said about poor in media / TV etc, or ” what it should be ” ( ? ) …. It is about what I see happening. Also to add ( confuse ? you more )…. You must be knowing that in several states over many years now girl students have better ( by marks as well as by pass percentage ) result in std 10 / Board Exams….. well but NEVER a girl student came FIRST in IIT JEE … why ? [ The best rank by a Girl student is mostly in 2 digits, very rarely in single digit ]  ????? So ????

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10 ) How much do I have to study to make it to IIT ?

Ans :- My experience of  Teaching for IIT JEE since last 20 years, tells me, Total 200 hours per subject ( PCM ) is sufficient. If you see my Maths and Physics videos, each subject is more than 200 hours. So if someone sees all the videos deligently, takes notes and remembers, …… Done.

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11 ) What is EAMCET ?

Ans :- Engineering Agriculture and Medicine Common Entrance Test is conducted by JNT University Hyderabad on behalf of APSCHE. This examination is the gateway for entry into various professional courses offered in Government/Private Colleges in Andhra Pradesh.

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12 ) In your videos are you covering other Exams apart from IIT ?

Ans : – Yes. See many videos made by solving problems of MPPET, Rajasthan / J&K CET, UPSEAT ( UPES Engineering Aptitude Test ), MHCET, BCECE ( Bihar Combined Entrance Competitive Examination Board ), WB JEE etc

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13 ) What is SCRA ?

Ans : – Special Class Railway Apprentice (SCRA) exam is conducted by Union Public Service Commission (UPSC) board, for about 10 seats.That translates into an astonishing ratio of 1 selection per 10,000 applicants. The SCRA scheme was started in 1927 by the British, to select a handful of most intelligent Indians to assist them in their Railway Operations, after training at their Railway’s largest workshop, i.e. Jamalpur Workshop, and for one year in United Kingdom. The selected candidates were required to appear in the Mechanical Engineering Degree Exmination held by Engineering Council (London).

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Read http://edge.org/responses/what-scientific-concept-would-improve-everybodys-cognitive-toolkit

Temperature-Sea Levels-CO2-etc always have been fluctuating over ages-Global Warming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMH8O9v6YaY
The following video is a must see for full CO2 cycle, plates of Earth, Geological activities, stability of weather
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtv_JD_I5X8

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The Great Global Warming swindle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtevF4B4RtQ
Article in Nature says CO2 increase is good for the trees http://thegwpf.org/science-news/6086-co2-is-greening-the-planet-savannahs-soon-to-be-covered-by-forests.html
Ice cap variations, Temperature and humidity fluctuations nicely explained
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz-w4NWRObw
http://climaterealists.com/index.php?id=9752

BBC documentary Crescent and Cross shows the 1000 years of fight between Christians and Muslims. Millions have been killed in the name of Religion. To decided whose GOD is better, and which GOD to follow. The fight continues. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqK-RuntywY
The Virus of Faith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scarHc8RA0g

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The God delusion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVr9bJ8Sctk
cassiopeia facts about evolution  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7tQIB4UdiY
Intermediate Fossil records shown and explained nicely Fossils, Genes, and Embryos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdpMrE7BdHQ

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The Rise Of Narcissism In Women  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZHKCbHGlS0
13 type of women whom you should never court http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/relationships/man-woman/13-Women-you-should-never-court/articleshow/14637014.cms
Media teaching Misandry in India www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M2txSbOPIo

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Summary of problems with women http://problemwithwomentoday.blogspot.in/2009/12/problem-with-women-today-what-in-hell.html

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Eyeopener men ? women only exists www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZAuqkqxk9A
Most unfortunate for men http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73fGqUwmOPg

Miracles for Sale http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuP5uOI7Xwc
The Enemies of Reason http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CyMglakWoo

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Each of you is an Activist in some way or other. You are trying to propagate those thoughts, ideas that you feel concerned / excited about. Did you analyze your effectiveness ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61qn7S9NCOs Culturomics can help you :-D
Why some temples become ” FAMOUS ” ? How you can be manipulated ? Luck for others ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4mN33w5Ftw

see how biased women are. Experimental proof. Women are happy when they see another woman is beating a man ( see how women misbehave with men )
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlFAd4YdQks
see detailed statistics at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lHmCN3MBMI

An eye opener in Misandry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiTaDS_X6CU

My sincere advice would be to be EXTREMELY careful ( and preferably away ) of girls. As girls age; statistically certain behavior in them has been observed. Most Male can NOT manage those behaviors… Domestic violence, divorce etc are rising very fast. Almost in all cases boys / males are HUGE loosers. Be extremely choosy ( and think from several angles ) before even talking to a girl. http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/save-the-male/

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How women manipulate men http://www.angryharry.com/esWomenManipulateMen.htm

Gender Biased Laws in India http://zookeepersblog.wordpress.com/biased-laws/
Violence against Men http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLS2E-rRynE
Only men are victimised http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JA4EPRbWhQ

Men are BETTER than women http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/
see  http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=T0xoKiH8JJM#!

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Male Psychology http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwxgavf2xWE

Women are more violent than men http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/women-are-more-violent-says-study-622388.html

Misandry in Media http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7U0r7vIrgM
In the year 2010, 168 men ended their lives everyday ( on average ). More husbands committed suicide than wives. http://www.rediff.com/news/report/ncrb-stats-show-more-married-men-committing-suicide/20111028.htm

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It is EXTREMELY unfortunate that media projects men as fools, women as superiors, Husbands as servants, and replaceable morons. In ad after ad worldwide from so many companies, similar msg to disintegrate the world is being bombarded. It is highly unacceptable misandry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq14WHkFq30

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It is NOT at all funny that media shows violence against MEN. Some advertisers are trying to create a new ” Socially acceptable culture ” of slapping Men ( by modern city women ). We ( all men ) take objection to these advertisements. We oppose this Misandry bad culture. Please share to increase awareness against Men bashing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8ecN2rh0uU

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Are you a nice person ? Just shout Wooooooooo , Eyye Eyye and enjoy to see someone in trouble …. Extension of Milgram Experiments – In a Mob also people become cruel step by step – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scOJqyiYVtk

Think what are you doing … why are you doing ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp0HIF3SfI4

Every Man must know this …  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIFmQHJEG1M
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14 Responses to “Bengali Surname Issue”

  1. Shami Says:

    Haramjada literally means “shuorer bachchha” – Haram = Shuor and jada=bachchha… Haram comes from islamic origin – muslims consider suor (boar/pig) as haram

  2. deb Says:

    Dhyamna
    bal
    gandu
    charu => who always failed to do his job by doing some silly mistake
    jhar jalano
    shuorer bachha
    khankir chele
    pantha
    dhyma choda
    gecho bandor
    bal chire anti bando

  3. ABC Says:

    hey…Boka choda has originated from the bhojpuri/ hindi slang ‘Bahu Ka Choda’ i.e. dumbass whose wife even can fuck (actually a man should fuck his wife; the reverse is derogatory) him. Later it was modified in Bengali to ‘BoukaChoda’ and subsequently to Bokachoda

  4. Aniruddha Sen Says:

    (1) Your opening remarks about Sanskritisation of Bengali brahmin surnames to Bannerji, Chatterji, etc. for the benefit of the linguistic ability of the “Englishmen” is laughable. It is well known that the earliest (but, that too, not very old) brahmin surnames in Bengal were derived from their village (ganyee from Sanskrit Gramin) names: Kushari from Kusho gram; Bandujje from Badari/Barari/Bandyo; Chatujje from Chatuti, Ganguli from Gangul, etc. The suffix ‘-ujje’ is a bangla contraction of upadhyaya (teacher). That way the so-called anglicised versions (Bannerji, Chatterji) are nearer to the originals. The surnames ending in ‘-upadhyaya’ are synthetically Sanskritised with self glory in mind. Gangulis were never upadhyayas but upgrade themselves to Gangopadhyaya.
    (2) Regarding swear words, I would like to submit that “shala” in Bengali and “sala” in Hindustani ARE NOT derived from “shyalaka” but from the Islamic practice of saying “god willing” or “insha-allah”. Today it does have the unfortunate connotation of “I sleep with your sister” though.

  5. riya Says:

    is shit,sheet,sit whatever be the spelling belongs to bengali community if it is
    then which caste

  6. Rony Says:

    hey ABC – u must read wats da meaning of boka chuda – it means an idiotic fucker…which completelt diffnt 4m bahu ka choda….even da pronunciation ..

  7. Subarnadipta Says:

    sadhukhan mean lion.

  8. Debabrata8 Says:

    GUDMARANI

  9. Sujay Says:

    In west bengal earlier or in present. People who have their title as sil or shil. Belongs to which category.

    Kindly tell me
    regard.s sujay

  10. Hopirul Says:

    Bara choda
    poa paka
    khankir dim

  11. Sarvajeet Mukherjee Says:

    the word gandoo originates from Gondo Gram…meaning remote village…Since people from such villages would behave rather strangely…rather in a silly manner as compared to an urban citizen, he would seem to have very strange often rather silly to the urbanite and hence person having rather ackward mannerisms might be referred to as “gandoo”.I believe that this is indeed the correct origin of the word…

  12. anREEA vali Says:

    hello, can somebody say what means “gollu”,”mootu”, and “kuch kooo”

  13. nups Says:

    where is the title maschatak??????

  14. Ratan chandra Says:

    Dam surname in bengali is applicable in kayastha catogary. plPl. reply.

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